Knock knock jokes are Call and Response joke that usually end with a wordplay.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in case you don’t want to open the door let me know. Have you ever tried knock knock jokes on your friend? I am sure you did. What was that? Did your friend laugh? This category of jokes is outstanding and widely enjoyed by everyone. The expressions you get from the other side are priceless. Moving on!
There are lot of other questions people ask. Are knock knock jokes puns? How old are knock knock jokes or how long have knock knock jokes been around? How knock knock jokes work or who invented knock knock jokes? I have tried to give all the answers in this page itself. Knock-Knock jokes are one of the funniest and evergreen jokes to make pun. The history of these jokes is also very interesting. It tells us how these jokes were evolved with time and goes international in 1953. Moving on!
Who doesn’t like knock knock humor, those silly jokes which make you laugh so hard that your stomach starts to hurt because of those hard laughs?
Types of knock knock Humor
These jokes can be of different category, like some jokes are specially meant for Christmas while other are Halloween specific. See it yourself.
Related to Halloween
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
Related to doctors
I’m a doctor!
Related to Christmas
Donut open til Christmas!
Related to kids
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
How to crack knock knock jokes
So this is the procedure. Suppose you are the one who is going to crack this joke.
You will start by saying “Knock! knock!”, the person at the other end would respond ‘Who’s there?’ Now you’ll say a name, say, ‘Dumbell’. The other person will ask your surname, ‘Dumbell who?’, to which you will deliver a pun ‘Dumbell isn’t working so i had to knock’.
Who’s there jokes for kids and adults. If you haven’t already, it’s time to knock then! We have listed the best knock knock jokes that are hilarious and clever at the same time. So without wasting any time, let’s jump to knock knock humor for kids and grown-ups.
How to create a Knock Knock Joke
Ever wondered how to build your original Knock knock joke spontaneously? Well, we are going to tell you exactly how.
Deciding the name.
First thing that is mandatory in a knock knock joke is a name. You have to say a name/word when you knock on the door. For this, you need decide a name. The name could be yours, your friend, your common friends or any other popular names.
Choosing a category.
As now you have selected a name. You need to create humor around that word to make a pun. For that, there are several categories of knock knock humor. You can choose your own as you like, according to different suitable situations.
We have divided it into 4 widely used categories
- Fruits and Vegetables
- Other popularly used words
Example: Now chicken could fit in two of the above categories, animal and the fourth one, popular.
Word Pronunciation, Ambiguity.
As now you have decided the name that you are going to say when you knock and you also have picked your category around which you will make the joke. To make your friend giggle, you need a strategy. The next step would be to find out what’s so funny about that name? Is it the word itself weird or it’s pronunciation or its has multiple meanings.
Example: Chicken is surely a commonly used word. If you love non veg, you love chicken. Almost every other day, we use this word. ‘What are you cooking mom? It’s chicken today, Robert.’
Guess what? You can use the way it is pronounced. Chicken or Check-in or Checking. See the pattern?
And our original joke is ready now.
Just Checking you out!
It’s that simple. Cool. Isn’t it.
Now go and create you own hilarious Jokes that will blow your friends mind.
By the way- No one is making fun of these steps. This was the best i could explain with an empty stomach.
Where are my cookies Becky? (shouts)
Becky: Why are you shouting?
Me: My cookies. They were on the table..
B: Yes, they were.
B: They were on the table, they are in my stomach now.
And btw the cookies were damn tasty. Bring some more next time.
Outstanding Examples Knock Knock Humor
Who is there?
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I am here to meet you!
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Abby birthday to you!
Adore is between us. Open it up!
Aida sandwich for lunch.
Alex the questions around here!
Alpaca the suitcase, you just load up the car!
A mosquito just bit me!
Anee one you love!
Annie body going to open the door please?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes damn!
Boo hoo who?
Awww, don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Broken pencil who?
Just forget it, this joke is pointless.
Carmen let me in!
I didn’t know you were a nut!
Claire the damn way; I’m coming in!
Now you are expected to say, “Control Freak who?”
Convex go to prison!
Doris locked. Open it up!
Dozen anyone want to let me in or not?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Umm, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Harry up and let me in!
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Iona new car!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
God bless you!
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Orange you gonna open the door?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Scold outside—let me in!
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Snow use. I forgot my id again!
No, to whom.
Two knee who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Weevil weevil rock you.
Will you just open the door already?
Witches the way home?
I’m excited to see you too!
My fingers are crossed. I just hope you liked the above humor. Let me know your feedback and have a good day or night!