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Animal Knock Knock Jokes

In this article, we have collected amazing Animal knock knock jokes for you. Animal kingdom is no joke. From the “Aww so cute!!” to the “Oh no! GOD HELP!!” this kingdom has creatures of all kind.

animal knock knock jokes

We thank god that the last thing on these animal’s mind is world domination, or else we would be eating grass in our small cages being a pet to some Mr. and Mrs. Gorilla stein. The world would be soooo green, and humans’ sooo extinct. Humans as animals are the most advanced species, but that we only say because we have never observed the best of beast minds in the middle of their intellectual musings. (Now that would be a sight to see).

But I’m of the opinion that human world holds no to very little interest for these animals as they have numerous issues of their own. They say “What happens in the wild, stay in the wild.” We cannot comment on the depth of this statement, but we can assume that something like those Madagascar movies is not farfetched. (Or maybe we just have a WILD IMAGINATION!!)

Here we have for your pleasure some wildly amusing inquiries into the minds of our animal brothers and sisters. Our purpose here is purely the entertainment of your tightened brain cells. We urge you to let your inner animal out and to laugh as hard as you can. After all we all just want to be free, animals and humans alike.

Also, while reading these animal jokes cuddling with your pet animal brother/sister is advised for maximum insight into the animal consciousness. If you don’t have a pet, you can look at an animal portrait or painting. (Whatever works!!)

Best Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Get Giraffe out here

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?

Here is a list of more animal related call and response humor

From Alpacca to kangaroo, e have listed them all. These will make you laugh and you can try these knock knock animal related jokes on your best friends anytime, anywhere. But Wait!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Animal!

Caterpillar
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you!

Alli
Alli who?
Alligator, that’s who!

Thumpin
Thumpin who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Lemming
Lemming who?
Lemming tree is very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Thea
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Flea
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.

Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Dimitri
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.

Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Cook
Cook who?
Ah, it must be spring!

Kanga
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!

Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I’ve got the buns and the relish!

Althea
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Monkey
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

Giraffe
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

Yvette
Yvette who?
Yvette helps a lot of animals!

Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.

Janet
Janet who?
Janet a big fish?

Leslie
Leslie who?
Leslie town and go ride a horse.

Hope you enjoyed this write up dedicated to animal related knocking jokes. See you in next post animal lovers. Till then, good bye!

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Animal Knock Knock Jokes
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Animal Knock Knock Jokes
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Funny animal knock knock jokes collection to try on friends. Jokes to make everyone laugh. Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
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