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Christmas knock knock jokes

This Christmas, on 25th of December, you have a chance to make your family, friends and relatives laugh using these Christmas Knock Knock Jokes. Try knocking at the door with these hilarious puns. You can end up making even Santa laugh.

christmas knock knock jokes
Knock knock humor for this Christmas.

What’s your favorite time of the year? You don’t even have to answer, we know. We wait all year for our secret Santa’s, and for the familial togetherness in the season of laughter and fun. It is fun imagining what Mr. Santa will be doing all through his way to the milk and cookies on the table in front of our Christmas tree. How do they tell who’s been good or bad. What are the rules here? So man questions we want to ask. We always imagine the wonderful.

But we actually have no idea what goes on in the North Pole while Santa and his beloved elves prepare for the grandest occasion of the whole year. Preparing for Christmas all year, the elves get restless and mischievous and raise all sorts of hell up there. Santa and the reindeers have all year long air-practice and sometimes the reindeers just don’t feel like it.

Hilarious Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!


 

More Christmas Pun

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive the other reindeer.

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Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger…!

Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull…!

Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!

Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!

Alex.
Alex who?
I’ll Alex Santa the questions if you don’t mind!

Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift, Rudolph.

Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!

Believe.
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa Claus!

Census.
Census who?
Census presents for Christmas!

Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas!

Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!

Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.

Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?

Elves.
Elves who?
Elves that need directions to the North Pole!

Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.

Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, will you keep away from the tree.

Ginger.
Ginger who?
The Ginger Bread Man!

Gladis.
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Harold.
Harold who?
Hark the Harold Angels Sing!

Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since last Christmas!

Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!

Ho, Ho, Ho.
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Find more jokes about: Ho, Ho, Ho

Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Hoe.
Hoe who?
Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!

Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney? We have central heating and no chimney!

How.
How who?
How does Santa know my name!

Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.

Japans.
Japans who?
Japans what we are getting for Christmas!

Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.

Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!

Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!

Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Meretricious.
Meretricious who?
Meretricious and a Happy New Year.

Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!

Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!

Rudolf.
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

 

Knock Knock Santa Jokes (Bonus)

Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!

Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Santa.
Santa Who?
Why are you at the door? We have a chimney!

Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus. You don’t have a chimney.

Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.

Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men.

Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?

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