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Doctor knock knock Jokes

If you are looking for the best doctor knock knock jokes or ‘doctor who’ collection, you are on right page. In this post, we have tried to cover all medical, psychiatrist, and doctor related jokes that you can test on your next door. Let’s go!

doctor knock knock jokes
Are you scared of going to the hospitals? Who wouldn’t be? Hospitals usually have a gloomy environment that can remind one of the saddest movies they ever saw. Many hospitals may be that that way, but not these ones. Here the doctors are also mad, just like the patients, and they care for only one thing – “The prevention and (if too late already) curing, of boredom and stress”. We are definitely not kidding about this one. So get your medical supplies and place them where you usually keep them because you won’t need them now. Just you and your attention please!

So get ready to experience some of the wildly medically incorrect medical situations and to insert the comedy injection in your veins for that stress and boredom you’ve been experiencing lately. DOCTORS ORDER!

12 Funny Doctor knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
3:30.
3:30 who?
I made a doctor appointment for 3:30!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Precisely.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, i’m sick!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’re right!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I’m a doctor!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? I’m feeling ill!

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Bonus Joke

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vanilla.
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?

Don’t forget to check our biggest knock knock jokes collection.

There is without a doubt, a special bond between a doctor and a patient, on this we agree. Well you know what they say, “Laughter is the best medicine.”Sometimes even on account of someone else’s fictional pain.

We have, from our enormous collection, picked out some of the medical files filled with incidents that’ll change the way you see your doctor; as an alien sent here to insert and then manage the chip that’s in your body producing nano bots. No, we think they are much more than that. They are the noble warriors who accept the role of being indifferent to the coughs and colds of the humanity in return for a prefix in their name, and a white coat. Get ready for medical humor and doctor puns.

Doctor One Liners

  • A patient told the doctor about his loss of memory, the doc made him pay in advance.
  • Whenever my employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always used to write, ‘A very good doctor’.
  • Making your therapist cry is reverse psychology.
  • I think when I was born, the doctor said to my father “I’m sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”
  • A doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was indeed right—I feel 10 years older already.
  • ‘I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.’ the patient asked. ‘Try to take off the candles next time.’ the doc replied.
  • By saying “I was afraid of the dentist”, I meant the bill.
  • I think a-pair-a-docs is two doctors on call at all times.
  • What would a dentist say to a Sabretooth tiger? You have outstanding teeth.
  • A lady gets a divorce after her doctor told her that she could no longer touch anything alcoholic.
  • I started lying to my wife because my doctor told to break a sweat once a day.
  • What does it mean if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso? Never agree to plastic surgery.

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