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Food Knock Knock Jokes

We love eating delicious food and we like cooking too. Recipes not only satisfy our stomach but intellect as well. Here’s a collection of funny food knock knock jokes.

food knock knock jokes

Who loves food right, cause I DON’T!!! Not really.(Thank God!!!)That was supposed to be a joke. What do you do when you see a horde of vampires approaching your house through your window on a lonely night? Food is what it’s all about, if you really think about it. (We’re so smart!) I mean, since the Stone Age we’ve changed a lot. From hitting our women on their heads with sticks, to asking them for dinner in a five star restaurant, we’ve come a long way. No one can really say though, whether we go out on a dinner date to impress the girl (or boy), or if we just take out the girl (or boy) to eat yummalicious food. Please feel free to chip in some thoughts to this theory as it is a work in progress. (Not really)

Meanwhile you can checkout this awesome collection of food related humorously flavorful jokes. These jokes have been extracted from people who booked the food with flavor but got the hot seat at the humor table. We sincerely hope to make you laugh at the expense of someone else’s food. You may find this a bit cruel on our part but we assure you that no food or people were wasted during the making of these jokes and all the food and people in these jokes are purely fictional. (Maybe??)

So put your worries in the freezer, take a fresh pack of chips, popcorn, fried chicken (whatever you like really), sit back and enjoy the delicious collection of jokes that we’ve packed for you to enjoy in any season, at any time of the night.

Most Famous Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam fly in my soup.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita another napkin.

 

Knock knock Food Humor

Abbott.
Abbott Who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?

Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a candy.

Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!

Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies?

Bach.
Bach who?
Bach, bach I’m a chicken.

Banana.
Banana who?
Banana messages for me?

Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!

Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer good at making honey.

Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the toast, try again.

Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!

Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Bullet.
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he’s hungry!

Butter.
Butter who?
Butter say your line now.

Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!

Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.

Chick.
Chick who?
Chick can catch a Tory.

Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you’re eating!

Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!

Della.
Della who?
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.

Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.

Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Eudy.
Eudy who?
Eudy-serve a break today.

Four Eggs.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!

Geno.
Geno who?
Geno I don’t like to eat broccoli!

Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.

Hope you liked the jokes. And if you did, i am sure you will find these knock knock best jokes even more funny. Which food knock knock joke you liked the most? Let me know in the comments below. See you!

 

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The most famous and funny food knock knock jokes. Knock, knock! Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a while since I last saw ya!
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