We love eating delicious food and we like cooking too. Recipes not only satisfy our stomach but intellect as well. Here’s a collection of funny food knock knock jokes.
Who loves food right, cause I DON’T!!! Not really.(Thank God!!!)That was supposed to be a joke. What do you do when you see a horde of vampires approaching your house through your window on a lonely night? Food is what it’s all about, if you really think about it. (We’re so smart!) I mean, since the Stone Age we’ve changed a lot. From hitting our women on their heads with sticks, to asking them for dinner in a five star restaurant, we’ve come a long way. No one can really say though, whether we go out on a dinner date to impress the girl (or boy), or if we just take out the girl (or boy) to eat yummalicious food. Please feel free to chip in some thoughts to this theory as it is a work in progress. (Not really)
Meanwhile you can checkout this awesome collection of food related humorously flavorful jokes. These jokes have been extracted from people who booked the food with flavor but got the hot seat at the humor table. We sincerely hope to make you laugh at the expense of someone else’s food. You may find this a bit cruel on our part but we assure you that no food or people were wasted during the making of these jokes and all the food and people in these jokes are purely fictional. (Maybe??)
So put your worries in the freezer, take a fresh pack of chips, popcorn, fried chicken (whatever you like really), sit back and enjoy the delicious collection of jokes that we’ve packed for you to enjoy in any season, at any time of the night.
Most Famous Food Knock Knock Jokes
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Adam fly in my soup.
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Barbie Q Chicken!
Anita another napkin.
Knock knock Food Humor
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?
Abby good if you give me a candy.
Aida lot more than I should have!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Alva nother piece please!
Arthur any more cookies?
Bach, bach I’m a chicken.
Banana messages for me?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!
Beezer good at making honey.
Bert the toast, try again.
Bison girl scout cookies!
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
Bullet all the hay and now he’s hungry!
Butter say your line now.
I butter not tell you!
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.
Chick can catch a Tory.
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Closure mouth when you’re eating!
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.
Egbert no bacon.
Egg-cited to see me?
Eudy-serve a break today.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!
Geno I don’t like to eat broccoli!
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
Hope you liked the jokes. Which food knock knock joke you liked the most? Let me know in the comments below. See you!