Halloween Jokes, Jokes, knock knock jokes

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Riddles and Brain Teasers

Is it Halloween today, the first day of ‎Allhallowtide? Wait! Before going out Trick or Treating, I suggest you should go through the Halloween Knock knock jokes we just compiled for you in this post.

Halloween knock knock jokes
Who doesn’t love a good scare, and Halloween is THE night of the year when you get to see so much of this supernatural fun going around. Really good ones scare the guts right of you, like a Skeleton staring at you demanding that he be fed candy, or else. But if you think scary is the only way to go with this great night of fun, you may be surprised with what we have in our stores for you.



What do you do when you see a horde of vampires approaching your house through your window on a lonely night? You hope it’s Halloween!

Here we have some of the most outrageously funny Halloween knock knock jokes carved especially to tickle your funny bones. To distort your facial expressions into suppressed laughter that just cannot be controlled. You’ll find your body flailing like a doll as you roll on the floor reading about just what some of these ghosts have been up to on their busiest day of the year. The supernaturally humorous accounts of man and the mystery will baffle you beyond the territory of the old man fear and into the fields of mad sniggering. Phew!

Skeleton Pun- Knock, Knock!! Trick or Treat!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to get any Halloween candy.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go and get me some treats.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch do you want a trick or treat.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Long time no see.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean waiting all day to go Trick or Treating.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein

Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

Did you find the above collection funny? If your answer is yes and you are a fan of call and response humor, you must take a look at all the related knock knock who’s there collection.

Ultimate Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Collection

Halloween or Allhallowe’en is celebrated on ‎31st of every October.There are Church services‎, ‎fasting‎ and prays all around. This is the ultimate collection of Halloween Knock Knock jokes you have ever seen. Trust me you will love these. Here you go!

Knock Knock! Who’s there?

Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order.

Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic.

Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween.

Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke.

Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween.

Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.

Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all night

Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Boo.
Boo Who?
Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner.

How
How who?
How are my going to get in if you don’t open the door?

Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood.

Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet.

Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for to kiss a witch all year.

Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state building.

Disguise.
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend.

Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy.

Dustin.
Dustin who?
Dustin off last year Jack-o-lantern for you.

Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door.

Wolvesly.
Wolvesly who?
Wolves say Happy Howloween.

Boo.
Boo who?
No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.

Gargoyle.
Gargoyle Who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better.

Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde.

Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron on the side of caution this Halloween.

Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door and where is my candy.

Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache.

Parton.
Parton who?
Parton me buy it is Halloween.

Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect.

Elias.
Elias who?
Elias a terrible scary thing.

Essen.
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes.

Forbes.
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil.

Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT.

Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to get some candy.

Jagger.
Jagger who?
Jagger’d edge.

Max.
Max who?
Max no difference. trick or treat.

Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween.

Norma.
Norma who?
Norma’lly I say trick or treat.

Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house.

Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are.

Wine.
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these Halloween jokes.

Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.

Witches.
Witches who?
Witches way to the haunted house.

Butter.
Butter who?
Butter have some nice Halloween candy.

Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this.

Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold.

Diane.
Diane who?
Diane to meet you.

Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you.

Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and lost my candy.

Chile.
Chile who?
Chile out tonight It is only Halloween.

Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry I need a snack.

Darwin.
Darwin who?
I’ll be Darwin you to open the door.

Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke.

Disk
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, Trick or trick.

Doris.
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch.

Holland.
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here for my treats.

Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please.

Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you give me a candy.

Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door.

Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden my Halloween please.

Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

Hutch.
Hutch who!
Bless you, and trick or treat.

Julia.
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies.

Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon.

Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home it is Halloween.

Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you.

Custer.
Custer who?
Custer a candy to find out.

Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.

Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking.

Bach.
Bach who?
Where is my bah of sweets.

Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door.

Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie.

Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke.

Egg.
Egg who?
A candy in the hand is worth two eggs on the house.

Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your candy where my hand is.

Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal killer! Pleasure to meet you.

Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning.

Candy.
Candy who?
Candy door open any slower.

Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll give me some yummy Halloween candy.

Eva.
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working.

Alva.
Alva who?
Alva heart and give me some Halloween candy.

Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark.

Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full of candy.

Europe.
Europe who?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on.

Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any candy.

Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here.

Halloween Riddles and Brain Teasers with Answers

Riddle: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Answer: Because people are dying to get in.

Riddle: Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
Answer: To the witch doctor.

Riddle: What’s a monster’s favorite place to swim?
Answer: Lake Eerie.

Riddle: Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
Answer: Because he was wrapped up in himself.

Riddle: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Answer: Ghoulash.

Riddle: What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Answer: Ghoulie.

Riddle: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Answer: Prank-enstein.

Riddle: What room is useless for a ghost?
Answer: A living room.

Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.

Riddle: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
Answer: Spare ribs.

Riddle: What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
Answer: Boo jeans.

Riddle: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Answer: Lazy bones.

Riddle: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Answer: Tickle her funny bone.

Riddle: Where should a 500 pound monster go?
Answer: On a diet.

Riddle: Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck.

Riddle: What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
Answer: It was love at first bite.

Riddle: Why did the vampire flunk art class?
Answer: Because he could only draw blood.

Riddle: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
Answer: A dead end.

Riddle: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Answer: A blood test.

Riddle: What’s the problem with twin witches?
Answer: You can’t tell which witch is which.

Riddle: Why do witches fly on brooms?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Riddle: What do you call witches who live together?
Answer: Broom-mates.

Riddle: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Answer: Because there are so many plots there.

Riddle: What do you do with a green monster?
Answer: Wait until she’s ripe.

Riddle: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
Answer: He felt rotten.

Riddle: Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
Answer: Because he only had one pupil.

Riddle: What do witches ask for at hotels?
Answer: Broom service.

Riddle: What do little monsters eat?
Answer: Alpha-bat soup.

Riddle: What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Answer: Sham-boo.

Hope you liked the Halloween special knock knock jokes as much as i did. What are you waiting for? Halloween? Go out and try these on your friends. Happy Halloween!

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