Is it Halloween today, the first day of Allhallowtide? Wait! Before going out Trick or Treating, I suggest you should go through the Halloween Knock knock jokes we just compiled for you in this post.
Who doesn’t love a good scare, and Halloween is THE night of the year when you get to see so much of this supernatural fun going around. Really good ones scare the guts right of you, like a Skeleton staring at you demanding that he be fed candy, or else. But if you think scary is the only way to go with this great night of fun, you may be surprised with what we have in our stores for you.
1. Skeleton jokes
2. Halloween Knock knock humor
3. Halloween Riddles and Brain Teasers
What do you do when you see a horde of vampires approaching your house through your window on a lonely night? You hope it’s Halloween!
Here we have some of the most outrageously funny Halloween knock knock jokes carved especially to tickle your funny bones. To distort your facial expressions into suppressed laughter that just cannot be controlled. You’ll find your body flailing like a doll as you roll on the floor reading about just what some of these ghosts have been up to on their busiest day of the year. The supernaturally humorous accounts of man and the mystery will baffle you beyond the territory of the old man fear and into the fields of mad sniggering. Phew!
Skeleton Pun- Knock, Knock!! Trick or Treat!
Emma going to get any Halloween candy.
Thermos be a better way.
Wanda go and get me some treats.
Witch do you want a trick or treat.
Long time no see.
Orange you glad it’s Halloween.
Bean waiting all day to go Trick or Treating.
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
Did you find the above collection funny? If your answer is yes and you are a fan of call and response humor, you must take a look at all the related knock knock who’s there collection.
Ultimate Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Collection
Halloween or Allhallowe’en is celebrated on 31st of every October.There are Church services, fasting and prays all around. This is the ultimate collection of Halloween Knock Knock jokes you have ever seen. Trust me you will love these. Here you go!
Knock Knock! Who’s there?
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order.
Tad old black magic.
Turin to a vampire this Halloween.
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke.
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?
Ben knocking on this door all night
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner.
How are my going to get in if you don’t open the door?
Ivan to suck your blood.
Ivana suck your blood.
Twick or Tweet.
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
Ben waiting for to kiss a witch all year.
Vampire state building.
This guy is your boy friend.
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy.
Dustin off last year Jack-o-lantern for you.
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door.
Wolves say Happy Howloween.
No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better.
Aaron on the side of caution this Halloween.
Abbott time you answered the door and where is my candy.
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache.
Parton me buy it is Halloween.
Zoom did you expect.
Elias a terrible scary thing.
Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes.
Forbes of Evil.
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT.
Iran over here to get some candy.
Max no difference. trick or treat.
Justin time for Halloween.
Norma’lly I say trick or treat.
Robin your house.
Voodoo you think you are.
Wine don’t you like these Halloween jokes.
Chuck and see if the door is locked.
Witches way to the haunted house.
Butter have some nice Halloween candy.
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this.
Dawn leave me out here in the cold.
Diane to meet you.
Eyesore do like you.
Falafel off my bike and lost my candy.
Chile out tonight It is only Halloween.
Lenny in, I’m hungry I need a snack.
I’ll be Darwin you to open the door.
Datsun old joke.
Disk is recorded message, Trick or trick.
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch.
Holland you going to make me wait out here for my treats.
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please.
Norway will I leave till you give me a candy.
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door.
Sweden my Halloween please.
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Bless you, and trick or treat.
Julia want some milk and cookies.
Candy cow jump over the moon.
Eddie body home it is Halloween.
Curry me back home will you.
Custer a candy to find out.
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking.
Where is my bah of sweets.
Dozen anyone ever answer the door.
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie.
Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke.
A candy in the hand is worth two eggs on the house.
Butcher your candy where my hand is.
Cereal killer! Pleasure to meet you.
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning.
Candy door open any slower.
Hope you’ll give me some yummy Halloween candy.
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working.
Alva heart and give me some Halloween candy.
Alfred of the dark.
Dana talk with your mouth full of candy.
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on.
Barbara black sheep, have you any candy.
Armageddon out of here.
Halloween Riddles and Brain Teasers with Answers
Riddle: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Answer: Because people are dying to get in.
Riddle: Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
Answer: To the witch doctor.
Riddle: What’s a monster’s favorite place to swim?
Answer: Lake Eerie.
Riddle: Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
Answer: Because he was wrapped up in himself.
Riddle: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Riddle: What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Riddle: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Riddle: What room is useless for a ghost?
Answer: A living room.
Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Riddle: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
Answer: Spare ribs.
Riddle: What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
Answer: Boo jeans.
Riddle: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Answer: Lazy bones.
Riddle: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Answer: Tickle her funny bone.
Riddle: Where should a 500 pound monster go?
Answer: On a diet.
Riddle: Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck.
Riddle: What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
Answer: It was love at first bite.
Riddle: Why did the vampire flunk art class?
Answer: Because he could only draw blood.
Riddle: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
Answer: A dead end.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Answer: A blood test.
Riddle: What’s the problem with twin witches?
Answer: You can’t tell which witch is which.
Riddle: Why do witches fly on brooms?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Riddle: What do you call witches who live together?
Riddle: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Answer: Because there are so many plots there.
Riddle: What do you do with a green monster?
Answer: Wait until she’s ripe.
Riddle: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
Answer: He felt rotten.
Riddle: Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
Answer: Because he only had one pupil.
Riddle: What do witches ask for at hotels?
Answer: Broom service.
Riddle: What do little monsters eat?
Answer: Alpha-bat soup.
Riddle: What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Hope you liked the Halloween special knock knock jokes as much as i did. What are you waiting for? Halloween? Go out and try these on your friends. Happy Halloween!