Childhood is the best part of our life. As kids, we did a lot of wonderful things. To continue that innocent legacy, here we present you kids jokes to give you tickles in your ribs.
Q. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
Ans- To go with the traffic jam!
Q. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Ans- Nacho cheese!
Q. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Ans- He wanted to go to high school.
Q. Which flower talks the most?
Ans- Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
What do you remember the most about your childhood? I hope it’s not the time when the teach was a bit too hard on you. Maybe it’s the time your scribbled nonsense on the blackboard and got away with it, or the time when you heroically escaped the detention with your quick thinking and amazing poker face.
My all time favorite jokes I share with every child I meet
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)
Our most memorable memories from our childhood are mostly those which involve some sort of hilarity or general childish fun. We as children are at our best at having fun and wittiest in the excuse section. No child should ever suffer a humorless childhood and no adult should ever forget their inner child.
No one is more curious about the absurdities of life than a child, and through their musings we get the most wonderful thesis that we as adults dismiss as jokes. Maybe the kids have the answer. Maybe we should try loosening up and opening ourselves to the new possibilities and to a lot of fun. You know what they say “Kids are the future!”
So what we have here is a collection of kids’ jokes for the purpose of entertainment and nourishment of innocently mischievous temper. We hope to prolong the fun in a kid’s (whether little or aged) life by a few years so that they can be more fulfilled in making a mess in the beginning and can successfully move on to making their future better. So get ready to delve in the funniest kid humor.
Wordplay jokes for kids
Q1. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Ans- A tuba toothpaste.
Q2. What do you call a fake noodle?
Ans- An impasta!
Q3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q4. What kind of lion never roars?
Ans- A dandelion!
Q5. Why are fish so smart?
Ans- Because they live in schools!
Q6. Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
Ans- He was a little hoarse.
Q7. How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
Ans- About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!
Q8. Where do pencils go for vacation?
Q9. What do elves learn in school?
Ans- The elf-abet.
Q10. What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
Ans- You’re a fun guy [fungi].
11. After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”
Q12. What time do you go to the dentist?
Ans- At tooth-hurty!
Q13. How do you make a tissue dance?
Ans- You put a little boogie in it.
Q14. Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Ans- Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Silly jokes for kids
Q. What did 0 say to 8?
Ans- Nice belt!
A snake kid asks his mom, “Mom, are we poisonous?” His mother says, “Why do you want to know?” The snake kid says, “because I just bit my tongue.”
Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
Ans- A towel!
Q. How do bees get to school?
Ans- They take the school buzz, of course!
Q. What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
Ans- A milk shake!
Q. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Ans- Because they might peel!
Q. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Ans- A bunny ribbit.
Q. What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?