Quite often, these ‘door knocking’ jokes can leave you not wanting to open the door, but the following best kids knock knock jokes collection will give you some time to giggle with your children as soon as these funny riddles are delivered.
Parents are often asked by their kids to tell a knock knock joke. Parents mind at that moment can go blank. But don’t worry! You will not find it difficult the next time you are asked the same question. I have collected some of the hilarious ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set.
Knock knock jokes for Kids
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
A titch who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
No bell so I’ll knock.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
I didn’t sneeze!
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
I butter not tell you!
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
Dishes me, who are you?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!
Gorilla me a hamburger
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Howard I know?
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Iran over here to tell you this!
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Means: Kiss me, my sweet prince
Don’t call me cuckoo!
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Olive right next to you.
Radio not, here I come!
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!
Weevil weevil rock you.
That’s what an owl says!
Kids one Liners
These funny one liners will help in developing the sense of humor in your child and that’s the best to do it.
“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.”
What do you name a fake noodle? An impasta.
The movie ‘Guardians of the galaxy’ was inspired from? The security guards of Samsung store.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What did one pencil tell to other pencil? You are sharp.
A pampered cow gives you what? Spoiled milk.
What did a sick banana tell the doctor? I’am not peeling well.
I understand that children these days aren’t easy to please, but your kids will love this set of knock knock jokes.
My fingers are crossed. I just hope you liked the above humor. Just try them on your kids if you are married. If not, go and find a life partner, have cute kids, tell them these jokes and let me know their reactions. Wait! why screw your life by getting married. Stay single and try these on children of your friends or neighbors. Stay happy, stay single.
This would be fun. Let the fun rolling and share with all of us which joke you tried on your kid (or other’s kids). Hope you enjoyed these lines as much as I did while writing them! See you in the next post. Bbye!