Jokes, Kids Jokes, knock knock jokes

Kids Knock Knock Jokes You Can Try Today

Quite often, these ‘door knocking’ jokes can leave you not wanting to open the door, but the following best kids knock knock jokes collection will give you some time to giggle with your children as soon as these funny riddles are delivered.

kids knock knock jokes

Parents are often asked by their kids to tell a knock knock joke. Parents mind at that moment can go blank. But don’t worry! You will not find it difficult the next time you are asked the same question. I have collected some of the hilarious ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set.

 

 Knock knock jokes for Kids

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!


Knock knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!


Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!


Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!


Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.


Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.


Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!


Knock-knock!
Who’s there?

Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry!

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

Dishe.s
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

Doctor
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

Double.
Double who?
W!

Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.

Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!

Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger

Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?

I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?

I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Interrupting pirate!
Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!

Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Means: Kiss me, my sweet prince

Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!

Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.

Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.

Who!
Who who?
That’s what an owl says!

 

Kids one Liners

These funny one liners will help in developing the sense of humor in your child and that’s the best to do it.

“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.”

What do you name a fake noodle? An impasta.

The movie ‘Guardians of the galaxy’ was inspired from? The security guards of Samsung store.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What did one pencil tell to other pencil? You are sharp.

A pampered cow gives you what? Spoiled milk.

What did a sick banana tell the doctor? I’am not peeling well.

I understand that children these days aren’t easy to please, but your kids will love this set of knock knock question answers.

My fingers are crossed. I just hope you liked the above humor. Just try them on your kids if you are married. If not, go and find a life partner, have cute kids, tell them these jokes and let me know their reactions. Wait! why screw your life by getting married. Stay single and try these on children of your friends or neighbors. Stay happy, stay single.

This would be fun. Let the fun rolling and share with all of us which joke you tried on your kid (or other’s kids). Hope you enjoyed these lines as much as I did while writing them! See you in the next post. Bbye!

Summary
Knock Knock Jokes For Kids | Funny Jokes for Kids
Article Name
Knock Knock Jokes For Kids | Funny Jokes for Kids
Description
A list of funny knock knock jokes for kids. These jokes will leave your children laughing. Let's giggle with preschool and elementary school students.
Author
Publisher Name
The Knock Knock Jokes
Publisher Logo

3 Comments

  1. I was trying doughnut’ joke and my little kid said he was hungry and wasn’t in funny mood at all. Lmao. Thanks for the list. Will try again.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

css.php