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Knock Knock Humor You Don’t Want to Miss

Who doesn’t like knock knock humor, those silly jokes which make you laugh so hard that your stomach starts to hurt because of those hard laughs?

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I am not married yet. But i am sure that kids are mad over knock knock jokes. They ask for it every single day. How do i know? (don’t tell anyone) I saw it in several movies, like, Pursuit of happiness and several other movies. Of course i am kidding. Do I need to get married to know all this stuff? I also wrote a post a few days back dedicated specially to kid’s jokes. Not only kids, grown-ups want to hear such humorous lines. Who? Well I do and I am grown up. See!

Without any further ado, let’s just dive into the humorous collection.

Outstanding Knock Knock Humor

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Knock, knock.
Who is there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I am here to meet you!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open it up!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch.


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you just load up the car!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you love!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door please?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfor.
Arfor who?
Arfor got!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?



Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you must be glad I Didn’t say banana.


Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes damn!


Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
Awww, don’t cry. It’s only a joke.


Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Just forget it, this joke is pointless.



Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door please?


Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in!


Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t know you were a nut!


Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the damn way; I’m coming in!


Control Freak.
Con—
Now you are expected to say, “Control Freak who?”


Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!



Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very nice place you got here.


Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open it up!


Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in or not?


Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!



Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it doesn’t work properly!


From.
From who?
Umm, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”



Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!



H.
H who?
Bless you!


Hanna.
Hanna who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!


Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!


Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!


Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.


Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.


Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?



Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!


Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!


Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!


Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!


Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?


Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!


Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.



Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, right?


Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.



Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?


Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!


King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!


Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!


Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!



Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already!


Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!



Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!


Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!



Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.


Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.


Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?



Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!


Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?


Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!


Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!



Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!



Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!


Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?


Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!



Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!


Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.


Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!


Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!


Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.


Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.


Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my id again!



Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!


To.
To who?
No, to whom.


Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!



Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?



Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?


Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.


Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.


Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?


Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?


Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!



Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

My fingers are crossed. I just hope you liked the above humor. Let me know your feedback and have a good day or night!

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Super Mind-Blowing Knock Knock Humor and Crazy Jokes
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Mind-blowing knock knock humor and crazy jokes collection. Ever cracked a knock knock joke and giggled, you know about knock knock humor then.
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