Who doesn’t like knock knock humor, those silly jokes which make you laugh so hard that your stomach starts to hurt because of those hard laughs?
I am not married yet. But i am sure that kids are mad over knock knock jokes. They ask for it every single day. How do i know? (don’t tell anyone) I saw it in several movies, like, Pursuit of happiness and several other movies. Of course i am kidding. Do I need to get married to know all this stuff? I also wrote a post a few days back dedicated specially to kid’s jokes. Not only kids, grown-ups want to hear such humorous lines. Who? Well I do and I am grown up. See!
Without any further ado, let’s just dive into the humorous collection.
Outstanding Knock Knock Humor
Who is there?
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I am here to meet you!
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Abby birthday to you!
Adore is between us. Open it up!
Aida sandwich for lunch.
Alex the questions around here!
Alpaca the suitcase, you just load up the car!
A mosquito just bit me!
Anee one you love!
Annie body going to open the door please?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes damn!
Boo hoo who?
Awww, don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Broken pencil who?
Just forget it, this joke is pointless.
Carmen let me in!
I didn’t know you were a nut!
Claire the damn way; I’m coming in!
Now you are expected to say, “Control Freak who?”
Convex go to prison!
Doris locked. Open it up!
Dozen anyone want to let me in or not?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Umm, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Harry up and let me in!
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Iona new car!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
God bless you!
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Orange you gonna open the door?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Scold outside—let me in!
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Snow use. I forgot my id again!
No, to whom.
Two knee who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Weevil weevil rock you.
Will you just open the door already?
Witches the way home?
I’m excited to see you too!
My fingers are crossed. I just hope you liked the above humor. Let me know your feedback and have a good day or night!